Possible Useful Phrases?

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WELSH
(from 'Get by in Welsh 1979')

Cricket is a silly game.
Gêm ddwl yw criced.

Don't pester the girls in the next tent.
Peidiwch â phoeni'r merched yn y babell nesa.

She has excellent breasts.
Mae bronnau ardderchog da hi.

CHINESE
(Fingertip Chinese)

I play the clarinet.
Wô lá danhuángguân.

INDONESIAN
(Lonely Planet)

I have my own syringe.
Saya punya suntikan saya sendiri.

SWEDISH
(Say It In Swedish 1979)

Clean and set this wig.
Vill Ni tvätta och lägga den här peruken?

GERMAN
pocket dictionary; Say It In German

Use insecticide.
Gebrauchen Sie Insektenvertilgungsmittel.

from "They Thought You'd Say This: Unlikely phrases from real
phrasebooks"
http://www.zompist.com/thought.html