Jessica Simpson's Career: Dead or Alive?
[Jessica Simpson, Dead or Alive, 80s]
See also: How to revive a failing 'career' (Step II).
Her TV show and her marriage are over, she could (barely) play a leggy waitress in short-shorts, so what does America's non-heiress, non-pregnant, blonde pop-tart do to reclaim the spotlight? How about remaking an 80s dance-pop hit with breathy new vocals?
Done.
Check out this clip of Joe's daughter latest effort.
[PNSFW Link to step I of the plan]
See also: How to revive a failing 'career' (Step II).
Her TV show and her marriage are over, she could (barely) play a leggy waitress in short-shorts, so what does America's non-heiress, non-pregnant, blonde pop-tart do to reclaim the spotlight? How about remaking an 80s dance-pop hit with breathy new vocals?
Done.
Check out this clip of Joe's daughter latest effort.
[PNSFW Link to step I of the plan]
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