Department of God-land Security

[politics, religion]
I know I am giving Pat Robertson more attention than he deserves
but how can you now want to shout from this from the rooftops
when he, "warned residents of a rural Pennsylvania town Thursday
that disaster may strike there because they "voted God out of your
city" by ousting school board members who favored teaching
intelligent design."

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster
in
your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city,"
he espoused on his show, "The 700 Club."

Seems all eight Dover, Pa., school board members up for re-election
were defeated Tuesday after trying to introduce "intelligent design"
as an alternative to the theory of evolution.

Stay tuned for reports of frogs, plagues or other Old Testament-like
behavior in or around Dover.