Let's Get Small

[ipod humour]
Not to steal a phrase from Steve Martin or anything but at least
with iPods getting smaller is still the next big thing.

In a fit of extrapolation, the fine folk over at McSweeney's have
plotted the trend from iPod to mini to nano and are proud to present
information regarding the iPod Zepto.

"Insert the iTunes starter disk into your computer and then connect
the iPod Zepto using the USB 4.0 cable. The iPod Zepto will
automatically synchronize your music, create genre-specific playlists,
identify songs of interest similar to your current favorites, create a
Myers-Briggs personality profile based on your musical tastes,
and write your New Year's resolutions."