Threat Level: Elevated

[TSA]

Coming home tonight there was a woman who, upon entering the light-rail car, proceeded to have a fit about a (full?) water bottle sitting on the seat.

"Who's is this?" she said to the crowd in general.

"It was there when we got on," said a woman sitting opposite the bottle in question.

The first woman then proceeded to tell us all that that, "this is exactly the sort of thing we are supposed to report!"

The woman opposite the bottle, lowered her newspaper and said, "go ahead."