Best Quote of the Morning

[TV]
"Daleks do not do porn," said Tim Hancock, director of the
estate of Dalek creator Terry Nation.

ABDUCTED BY THE DALEKS: A brand new limited edition
release (1000 (numbered) discs). For obvious reasons this
is going to become a very collectible item especailly with the
resurgence in the interest in Dr.Who. The DVDs will be sold
on an incremental basis (eg: Lowest number first). The disc
contains a 56 minute main feature plus a 40 minute
outake/alternative version plus a trailer.

The story centers around three sexy young disco babes who have
met the mysterious Anna. As they journey through the woods they
discuss the legend of The Serial Skinner not knowing that they are
already being observed by a more ambitious and ruthless species
of Alien.... the daleks!!!

The Sun still has NSFW stills from the offending film here.