[public service] Halloween Constume Ideas For Those Who Don’t Want To Be Sarah Palin Like Everyone Else Will Be This Year

Found this online and thought I would pass it along as a public service to those still undecided on the costume:

• sexy chicken
• sexy refrigerator
• sexy BLT
• sexy Buick LeSabre
• sexy racist John McCain supporter
• sexy wheelbarrow
• sexy parked car
• sexy bag of Cheez Doodles
• [...]
• sexy topographic map of the floor of New York Harbor
• sexy Tom Brokaw
• sexy bowling alley
• sexy Metamucil container
• sexy steroid syringe
• sexy blueprint of an I.M. Pei building
• sexy votive candle
• sexy Trivial Pursuit game piece
• sexy gas pump
• sexy Zamboni (with or without driver)
• sexy Juan Valdez
• sexy bowl of Lipton onion soup
• sexy copy of the 9/11 Commission Final Report
• sexy bath mat
• sexy Season four DVD collection of "House"
• [...]
• sexy despondent bond trader
• sexy Billy Mays
• sexy boil-in-the-bag mashed potatoes
• sexy pair of clown pants
• sexy George Washington wig
• Nicole Richie