The Mach 5 Has Been Sabotaged!

[Speed Racer]

I was iffy on the whole idea of a live-action Speed Racer movie and now I know why thanks to Mick LaSalle, (San Francisco) Chronicle Staff Writer at the SFGate:

"These scenes come close to straight-up animation, but they're more like watching a video game - not like playing a video game, but like watching other people play, and for a very long time."